Many spouses select a no-fault divorce, citing irreconcilable variations. Within the US, for instance, 31% of {couples} who finish their marriages report that incompatibility is the primary issue. However the main causes are infidelity (or extramarital affairs) with 34% and lack of household help with 43%. And the way folks and up in these (and different) classes could be as various as the person themselves. So when Redditt consumer SpicyNovel requested everybody on the platform to share probably the most petty purpose they’ve heard somebody has gotten a divorce, they obtained loads of replies.
I volunteer at an animal shelter. A pair got here in sooner or later and acquired into an enormous argument over considered one of our cats. She had a short lived shelter title on the door: Tinkerbell. The girl thought it was an cute title and simply good for the kitty. The husband completely refused to have something to do with the title Tinkerbell and insisted that in the event that they did undertake the cat, they’d have to vary her title.
There adopted about quarter-hour of on and off bickering, along with her insisting that this cat was the embodiment of Tinkerbell and the husband peppering his rebuttal with strategies like Pickles and Wombat. I defined that the cat had solely had the title for a month and identified that most individuals change their cat’s title after they undertake.
However she stated that altering an animal’s title was merciless and anyway, her cat was completely a Tinkerbell. Then she endured in talking to the poor creature in that terrible baby-talk folks use when confronted with cute animals. I assumed she was fairly annoying. Apparently her husband thought so too as a result of after a number of extra minutes of her cooing at poor Tinkerbell, the husband abruptly stated, “I do not need a pet named Tinkerbell. Actually, I do not need a pet in any respect. I need a divorce.” After which he walked off.
We reassured Tinkerbell that she was not accountable for their divorce and adopted her out only some hours later to a stunning couple who named her Daisy.
My ex informed me his grandmother was into astrology and psychic readings when she was youthful (I do not learn about her curiosity in her later years). Apparently, she acquired a studying that stated her third marriage can be the one which lasted, so she married and divorced shortly twice to get to the third man. They DID final till she handed, so perhaps she was onto one thing, however perhaps she was in too deep at that time and would have stayed simply to show a degree. I at all times discovered it fairly wild.
My ex grew to become a health club bro after getting married. Two years into it he requested for a divorce as a result of he was upset I didn’t understand how a lot weight he was lifting within the leg press machine. Some months earlier than he had “banned me” from going with him to the health club as a result of I didn’t match his vibe, so after I returned I used to be type of doing my factor and my very own routine, however not focusing totally on him was apparently the fallacious transfer.
So properly, that. Narcissist kind. Clearly he had a brand new woman instantly after, however the purpose he gave me in regards to the weight was simply so petty.
Somebody I at the moment work with used to work in an oncology division the place one of many medical doctors divorced his spouse for getting most cancers. Everybody within the division mainly hated him. M I recall my colleague saying that new hires have been all knowledgeable of what he’d completed, so everybody could possibly be on the identical web page of understanding he was a horrible individual. From what I hear, his spouse beat the most cancers and I feel the man finally modified hospitals he labored at.
A buddy of mine had a seizure in the course of the night time. Ended up within the ICU for a few days then was on a LOA for 90 days. The day after he discovered that he was going to wish to take an LOA his spouse went and filed for divorce, stating that with out his common degree of revenue he was “ineffective” to her.
My ex spouse left me a pair weeks after I medically discharged from the navy as a result of she “wished to be with somebody who might handle her” and ended up getting with one other man within the navy. Simply chasing advantages.
I’ve a cousin who has been married 4 occasions for a yr and a half collectively. The newest divorce occurred after a month when she informed him he wanted to chop the grass because it was tall. He acquired all pissed off and known as it quits. Their preacher went to speak to him and informed him “ properly she’s proper. The grass is getting tall. You do want to chop it.” My cousins response lifeless a*s was “ I do know that however ain’t no girl gonna inform me what to do!”.
My buddy claims his spouse divorced him for no purpose and that he did nothing to deserve this.
The spouse stated he spent 92% of their time collectively together with his face in his telephone. I can corroborate this as a result of that is the identical purpose I ended hanging out with him. I would be telling a narrative and I would look over to him and he’d be typing away on his telephone, not listening to a rattling factor I am saying.
She acquired fats, and he filed saying he “not felt interested in her.” Humorous factor is that after she gave him the divorce, she labored out, acquired her smoking scorching physique once more and right here he comes crawling again just like the worm he’s. After all she informed him to p**s off, and he or she wound up courting her private coach for 3 years now lol.
My ex-wife was probably the most adverse, self-absorbed human I’ve ever met. She didn’t begin out that approach I wouldn’t have married her if she had been that approach from the start. The whole lot needed to be her approach. Once I began saying NO to her then she filed for divorce.
I don’t understand how it’s in all states, clearly, however in our state, the individual that filed has to get on the stand and state the rationale they need/want the divorce. She acquired on the stand and the choose requested her why she was submitting for divorce. She stated, “Nicely, we’re simply two totally different folks.” The choose responded, “You’re going to must do significantly better than that.” She thought for few seconds and stated, “We don’t see eye to eye. I see issues as black and white, and he sees issues as grey.”
The choose had a dumbfounded look on his face. He checked out me with what seemed to be a glance of pity and excused her from the stand. He signed our papers.
My ex-husband stated he wished a divorce as a result of I didn’t do sufficient dishes. I informed him it could have one thing extra to do with the truth that each time he noticed a pregnant girl, he would cry, and we have been working out of acceptable choices to have youngsters. Then he informed me he cheated on me with a girl ~13 years his junior who lived midway internationally, whereas I used to be visiting my mother and father, getting some measure of consolation that he couldn’t present after our canine died and I did every little thing to handle him and logistics.
I hope my buddy doesn’t thoughts me sharing this story however her husband divorced her after 3 months as a result of she wasn’t cuddling or affectionate sufficient for him.. thoughts you this was her first marriage not to mention first relationship and this was his third marriage.
They each labored full time however he labored 2hrs away and would generally have to remain the night time at work as a result of it was extra handy for him throughout. However when he acquired house he anticipated meals, intercourse and cuddles. By no means introduced this as much as her till the day he stated it was over.
My mother divorced my step dad as a result of he inherited 15k from his mom who died and used it on his personal automobile. He payed all of the payments for her, she will get social secuirty and that’s “hers”. She’s a horrible one who solely cares about cash.
I want I used to be kidding however a lady I knew from my monitor group, initiated the divorce as a result of his husband purchased an Android telephone. Her reasoning was that his outdated account was synced on their shared gadgets so she might see what he was as much as, however now with android, he should be hiding one thing. Good factor they have been solely married for lower than 6 months.
My dad’s second spouse divorced him as a result of we identified she was racist and he or she did not prefer it. My spouse and youngsters are black. She could not muster up a sorry so she mustered up divorce papers.
I knew this couple ( the man was three years youthful than me and we went to highschool collectively as youngsters) the place the husband was a farmer and he put his spouse by faculty and he or she acquired her levels ( she began off as a nurse and labored her approach up) and have become a PA. As soon as she began working at a physician’s workplace, she thought she was too sensible for her dumb farmer husband and divorced him as a result of he wasn’t educated and he wasn’t as much as her degree of intelligence.
My MIL and her second husband: they each promote 2nd hand books, they’d a big corridor the place they stored the books, divided by a center path. There had fallen a ebook out of a field and laid within the center on the trail. They’d such a battle about whose ebook it was, they divorced over it. The ebook was price 4 {dollars} they usually each made 150k+ per yr.
Edit: Rattling this remark blew up, to reply probably the most requested questions: 1. No, i do not know who ended up with the ebook 2. It was a kids’s ebook a couple of bear 3. Sure she makes some huge cash with it. They’d offers with 2nd hand outlets, corporations who clear out homes of those that handed and many others that they may undergo their books and purchase them for a couple of bucks per ebook. Books could be very costly if you realize what to search for, science, theology of philosophy books can generally go for 200 or 300 bucks, even a 1000 for particular editions and many others. So that they promote them on-line on the same web site as Amazon.
I’m a divorce legal professional. Had a shopper whose spouse filed for divorce as a result of she didn’t get alongside together with his sister ONE TIME. They’d one disagreement. Critically. That was it. He didn’t stick up for his spouse, she acquired mad, and filed for divorce. She stated on the stand that they’d an awesome marriage, he was father, however that one incident was an excessive amount of. The choose informed them “that is the dumbest purpose I’ve ever seen anybody get divorced.” And he’d been a choose for 20+ years.
A buddy’s mother and father went by a divorce after which … simply stored going just like the divorce by no means occurred and are nonetheless collectively to today.
Do not know what the rationale was, nevertheless it should have been petty.
Not divorce however apparently my brother’s spouse’s sister known as off her wedding ceremony as a result of New Children On The Block have been doing a reunion tour and he or she determined she’d moderately go to the live performance than get married.
Idk in case you might actually say it is petty, as a result of it is on account of dishonest, however the scenario was type of weird to me.
I had these neighbors, husband and spouse, lived throughout the road from me for a very long time. They have been simply of their 70s, perhaps a bit older, idk, by no means requested their ages. Anyway, finally, I seen that the spouse wasn’t outdoors with him anymore when he’d sit on the porch. I requested about her sooner or later and he informed me that she cheated on him with a man in his 20s and left to be with him. 50 yr marriage down the drain. I suppose perhaps she wished somebody who was the identical age as her and her husband have been after they first acquired married.
Knew a man whose spouse filed for divorce the day he utilized for navy retirement. Apparently she did not need to go away the approach to life. He ended up getting out of the navy after 18 years with no retirement simply to spite her so she would not get half his retirement.
My 5 time divorced uncle broke issues off together with his 4th spouse as a result of her youngsters from a earlier marriage stored consuming the Twinkees that he purchased to pack in his lunches.
Had a buddy whose spouse divorced him as a result of he did not admire her love for rom-coms. Apparently, not crying at “The Pocket book” is a deal-breaker for some. Loopy, proper?
That’s the perfect reply my ex-wife might give you when the wedding counselor requested her why she didn’t love me anymore. I simply sat there shaking my head.
My now ex spouse cited, one of many many petty causes she divorced me was as a result of I did not “mow straight strains” when mowing the grass.. after all nearly all of the time it was on account of considered one of our son’s asleep on my lap whereas on the using mower..
Rising up we had a household buddy who was in a wedding we knew wouldn’t final, his spouse was very ‘posh’ whereas he was a tradesman. That wasn’t the petty one although. After they divorced, he met and married a extremely candy girl who had grown up in a spiritual group, I don’t know which, however they’d guidelines like girls might by no means reduce their hair and he or she had by no means watched television earlier than she was with him. Mainly he saved her from this faith. Due to her background, she’d by no means labored and he husband by no means requested her to, he was glad to offer for her.
They ended up having a child collectively, then one other mum who she befriended informed her she’d get extra money if she divorced him and went after baby help. So she did. So now he by no means sees his child, and his son from his first marriage has been turned towards him by his first spouse. He nonetheless has an awesome relationship together with his daughter from the primary marriage at the least.
My brother’s ex spouse solely married him to show a degree to her mother and father that she might quiet down with somebody and lift a household and cease partying on a regular basis. She divorced him after having a child with him and making him get a vasectomy as a result of she by no means liked him within the first place and was depressing.
I volunteer at an animal shelter. A pair got here in sooner or later and acquired into an enormous argument over considered one of our cats. She had a short lived shelter title on the door: Tinkerbell. The girl thought it was an cute title and simply good for the kitty. The husband completely refused to have something to do with the title Tinkerbell and insisted that in the event that they did undertake the cat, they’d have to vary her title. 
My ex informed me his grandmother was into astrology and psychic readings when she was youthful (I do not learn about her curiosity in her later years). Apparently, she acquired a studying that stated her third marriage can be the one which lasted, so she married and divorced shortly twice to get to the third man. They DID final till she handed, so perhaps she was onto one thing, however perhaps she was in too deep at that time and would have stayed simply to show a degree. I at all times discovered it fairly wild. 
My ex grew to become a health club bro after getting married. Two years into it he requested for a divorce as a result of he was upset I didn’t understand how a lot weight he was lifting within the leg press machine. Some months earlier than he had “banned me” from going with him to the health club as a result of I didn’t match his vibe, so after I returned I used to be type of doing my factor and my very own routine, however not focusing totally on him was apparently the fallacious transfer.
Somebody I at the moment work with used to work in an oncology division the place one of many medical doctors divorced his spouse for getting most cancers. Everybody within the division mainly hated him. M I recall my colleague saying that new hires have been all knowledgeable of what he’d completed, so everybody could possibly be on the identical web page of understanding he was a horrible individual. From what I hear, his spouse beat the most cancers and I feel the man finally modified hospitals he labored at. 
A buddy of mine had a seizure in the course of the night time. Ended up within the ICU for a few days then was on a LOA for 90 days. The day after he discovered that he was going to wish to take an LOA his spouse went and filed for divorce, stating that with out his common degree of revenue he was “ineffective” to her. 
I’ve a cousin who has been married 4 occasions for a yr and a half collectively. The newest divorce occurred after a month when she informed him he wanted to chop the grass because it was tall. He acquired all pissed off and known as it quits. Their preacher went to speak to him and informed him “ properly she’s proper. The grass is getting tall. You do want to chop it.” My cousins response lifeless a*s was “ I do know that however ain’t no girl gonna inform me what to do!”. 
My ex-wife was probably the most adverse, self-absorbed human I’ve ever met. She didn’t begin out that approach I wouldn’t have married her if she had been that approach from the start. The whole lot needed to be her approach. Once I began saying NO to her then she filed for divorce. 
I hope my buddy doesn’t thoughts me sharing this story however her husband divorced her after 3 months as a result of she wasn’t cuddling or affectionate sufficient for him.. thoughts you this was her first marriage not to mention first relationship and this was his third marriage. 
I want I used to be kidding however a lady I knew from my monitor group, initiated the divorce as a result of his husband purchased an Android telephone. Her reasoning was that his outdated account was synced on their shared gadgets so she might see what he was as much as, however now with android, he should be hiding one thing. Good factor they have been solely married for lower than 6 months. 
I knew this couple ( the man was three years youthful than me and we went to highschool collectively as youngsters) the place the husband was a farmer and he put his spouse by faculty and he or she acquired her levels ( she began off as a nurse and labored her approach up) and have become a PA. As soon as she began working at a physician’s workplace, she thought she was too sensible for her dumb farmer husband and divorced him as a result of he wasn’t educated and he wasn’t as much as her degree of intelligence. 
(My opinion it is petty however) when somebody discover out their SO was not a virgin after they acquired married. 
My MIL and her second husband: they each promote 2nd hand books, they’d a big corridor the place they stored the books, divided by a center path. There had fallen a ebook out of a field and laid within the center on the trail. They’d such a battle about whose ebook it was, they divorced over it. The ebook was price 4 {dollars} they usually each made 150k+ per yr.
I’m a divorce legal professional. Had a shopper whose spouse filed for divorce as a result of she didn’t get alongside together with his sister ONE TIME. They’d one disagreement. Critically. That was it. He didn’t stick up for his spouse, she acquired mad, and filed for divorce. She stated on the stand that they’d an awesome marriage, he was father, however that one incident was an excessive amount of. The choose informed them “that is the dumbest purpose I’ve ever seen anybody get divorced.” And he’d been a choose for 20+ years. 
A buddy’s mother and father went by a divorce after which … simply stored going just like the divorce by no means occurred and are nonetheless collectively to today.
My 5 time divorced uncle broke issues off together with his 4th spouse as a result of her youngsters from a earlier marriage stored consuming the Twinkees that he purchased to pack in his lunches. 
